Ladies and gentleman, as I was sitting here in my high chair last night trying to calculate the necessary energy required for me to attain super saiyan level powers, I stumbled upon an amazing and life-changing formula. This equation delves deep into human nature and unlocks the mystery of the species known as females. The great Shakespeare once said,"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!".
This Sanchez believes Shakespeare was onto something, and has finshed his work:
Now, as many of you would agree, Women = Time x Money.
We also know that Time = Money, so through substitution (keep up Maths A),
Women = Money x Money
Therefore, Women = Money^2
Now, the Bible also says, Money is the root of all evil.
Hence, Money = sqrt(All Evil)
Now we can say, Women = [sqrt(All Evil)]^2
Finally, cancelling with leave us with...
Women = All Evil
This is undeniable and irrefutable proof that Shakespeare and the Lord's son, Jesus Christ, believe women to be all evil. This discovery rivals that of Dumbledore's discovery of the 12 Uses of Dragon's Blood and his joint discovery with Nicholas Flamel of the Philosopher's Stone and it's Elixir of Life. This Sanchez has no doubt this day will go down as history as the day woman were unveiled for the first time as the true creaters of evil on earth!
But I think the Bible says for the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. So maybe if you find a woman who doesn't love money then you are all set!
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