Dear Readers...

Dear Readers,

This Sanchez am writing this post to complain as to the awful treatment I have been subjected to over the past few days. I recently received some interesting and eye-opening comments on my last post. The comments in question state, "you're gay." and "you like men.". Now, I don't have anything against the gay community, but if they didn't tell people the dirty sins they committed, their lives would be much easier. Their dirty sex makes god send hurricanes. Furthermore, I would now like to point out that is purely based on male-on-male, I fully support and even encourage girl-on-girl. However, back to the comments I received.

I am led to believe that these comments were posted by a devious yet simple-minded, borderline unevolved primate. The person in question may or may not be the the person that I schooled in the Harry Potter quiz (refer to below post). As I have stated previously, I am not homophobic, quite the opposite, I would have loved to see a Hermione-Ginny relationship develop throughout the books, especially in the movies. Maybe they could make a movie called, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Bone(r). Rough idea at the moment, I'm still ironing out the kinks in the script.

However, further evidence that I am not a gay-basher is that I am a strong supporter of Professor Dumbledore, he taught me everything he knew and turned me into the wizard I am today. But this mentor of mine, is actually gay. This may come as s shock to many, so I will repeat it, Dumbledore is an old-fashioned fudge-packer, shirt-lifter, pole smoker, sodomist who is a straight out gaylord. But I still respect him and give him a hand-shake when I see him, but I try not to turn my back to him.

So if you have an queries, please call 000, so we can lock them up where they belong! Yes, got him!

This post was written in jesticular form, as it is written in jest. However, if you think I just said testicular, you are gay.

Thank you for reading, stay tuned for more hilarious and equally uneblievable posts.
Yours sincerely,

Sanchez Alfonso

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P.S. Have you heard the one about 4 guys in a gay bar...