The Battle of the Sexes

Today we are going to talk about S. E. X. No, not that type of sex you sick people who happen to be my loyal readers, I'm talking about Male versus Female. For ages the bettle between male and female has been waged, with neither side conceding deafeat. However, this Sanchez can once and for all finally lift the lid on the greatest mystery the human species has ever faced, 'Which sex is better?'

On one hand you have women; able to give birth and imperative to the survival of the human race. On the flipside, these women are growingly hormonal, and need I mention the infamous lack of phsyical and/or mental strength in a large majority of the cases. Yes yes, you can point to one woman who somehow manages to have achieved sporting excellence to the point that she can beat a male a third of her age. But compare her to a male of her professionalism and you've struck out sorry women! You may be thinking I have a bias against females in this debate, no no no, you have it all wrong. In a sign of good trust, I will no concede that women may be slightly ahead in terms of academic achievement, but boy you females are lucky for that concession as my life so far begs to differ. However, I am led to believe it is generally accepted that women are ahead.

On the other hand, women are said to mature into adulthood as early as 17. I then pose this question, why do adult women in high school not achieve better marks? If adult women are equal or two teenage testosterone filled boys, maybe that last concession was wrong. Maybe we will never know...

Moving from the kitchen to the garage, we find the men of this debate. I think it is acceptable for both parties to say that men are equally important to the survival of the human race. Furthermore, women must concede that men are physically more capable and co-ordinated. This has been proven countless times, and no counter argument has been able to even slightly discredit this knowledge. Also, statistics confirm that men also average higher income, although this must be countered by the fact that women must bear children, with the majority of them continuing on the care for them for some time.

I think that men are best spoken for in literature, where ones heart can truly express itself. Daft Punk and Kanye West both display their beliefs that men are 'better' than women, with the lyrics, "Harder, Better, Stronger, Faster". Maybe their next release should be called, "Fact!".

On the premise of both arguments put forward, this Sanchez can reveal to the world for the first time that the champion of the sexes, by the simple fact that this sex has the ability to do two things at once, read a map and last but not definitely not least, call Matthew Johns the epitomy of their sex, is males!

Thank you for participating in this debate, if there is anyone who does not agree with this debate and/or the result, I would very much like to sit down and have a leisurely conversation over this minor disagreed topic.

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