Blogging! Sounds easy enough. To be honest, the word reeks of laziness but in actual fact, it is not half as easy as it sounds. This Sanchez can personally attest to the difficulty associated with blogging, which many may not classify as writing. Therefore, bloggers do not qualify for writer's block. So as of today, I have created, sanctioned and spread the term that will from now on be known as "Blogger's Block".
Writers have for years thought themselves above bloggers due to the fact they have their own block. When writers produce poor work, they can lie back, relax and distribute the excuse that they have writer's block. As long as the sun has been rising and tides coming in and going out, bloggers have been fighting against this terrible opression. The result of the bloggers uprising has been swift and devastating in many cases, however, the government, itself a major supporter of the writer's block movement, creates elaborate cover ups.
Oil in Iraq? I think not. It just so happens that the Iraqian Bloggers Association, IBA, were masterminding an assualt on the writer's block movement that could once and for all create equal rights amongst writers and bloggers. Still to this day, the governments from the most powerful nations commit troops to protect the darkest of man's creations, the writer's block. Which incidentally, is not a physical block at all, quite the misnomer.
But on this day, right here in this blog of blogs, we will not go quietly into the night and we will not vanish without a fight! On this day, we will celebrate, our "Blogger's Block"!
So from this day, when, not if, but when this Sanchez produces a poor piece of blogging, you can imagine me sitting back, relaxing and flippantly remarking that I'm suffering from the intolerable blogger's block.
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