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Thursday, July 2, 2009

Woooo! 12 days baby! Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince will be in theatres near you in less than a fortnight! The Sanchez has managed, will great danger to his own life, to obtain exclusive clips of the upcoming films. Both of these clips were procured using my stealth skills I learnt off an ancient samurai warrior I met at Sea World one day. Both clips are very exciting and it looks as though the movie will be amazing. Worthy of a trip to Gold Class I think. You can view the first clip of Harry and Dumbledore here and the second one at the burrow here.

The second video was actually added into the movie script, this scene didn't happen in the book but the producer didn't want to have two Hogwarts battles (Book 6 and 7), so they removed the Hogwarts battle from this movie and added in this battle. Controversial decision? Yes. Will it pay off? You decide from the clip. My opinion? Good decision.

However, there may be more important issues at hand. I earlier stated I believe their could be a conspiracy going on about celebrities being identical twins separated at birth. But after having a while to think about this and mull it over, I have come to the conclusion that is just ridiculous. As I struggled to uncover the truth, it hit me. The polyjuice potion. A potion that when mixed correctly, can disguise one person as another for a length of time, however for a continued period of time, one must take the potion religiously.
The following celebrities are under investigation from the FBI for illicit polyjuice use.

Zac Efron and Jared Leto.

Natasha Henstridge and Sarah Murdoch.


The Sanchez will keep you updated with the progess of these investigations.
IF YOU WANT TO GET LOOSE, DON'T USE POLYJUICE ABUSE!

Yours sincerely,
Sanchez Alfonso
Til next time

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