The Gospel According to Sanchez

Reports are in that rumours are spreading like swine flu in a mexican pig hut, that I am a prophet. A modern day Moses, sent by the holy one, the all-conquering and smiting Yahweh. Of course these rumours were started by myself. 

As a proven prophet, I have been sent to spread the word of the Gospel according to Sanchez. And with this, I present to you, the Three Sanchez Commandments, with this blog being my stone and my keyboard being my chisel. 

1. You shall recieve six Sabbath's a week, and work on one day, as your messiah Sanchez has commanded you.

2. You shall not knowingly visit child pornography websites.

3. You shall not worship, love or covet another blogger.

After accomplishing my goal set by the almighty lord himself, I have a new found respect for Moses, creating 3 Commandments was incredibly tough and there were times I didn't think I'd get there, but creating 10 Commandments is just on an entirely different league of prophet work. However, may I clear up something, I said I have a new found respect for Moses, not a new found belief. I still believe Moses was nothing more than the first official blogger, and used his chisel and stone to spread the word of his blog. 

With these 3 Sanchez Commandments, I am now calling on my faithful readers to spread the good word and sacrifice themselves as martyrs. I myself am certain to face prosecution and have decided to that instead of being sent to Azkaban, I will go into hiding only to come back bigger and better, similar to our God Albus Dumbledore, who believed so thoroughly in his life's work, he donated his life and his only son, Sanchez to the cause. Yes, you read correctly, I am the omnipotent son of our lord Albus Dumbledore. 

Due to the first Commandment, which only allows one day of work a week, I will no be able to publish a full bible. However, when looking for guidance, one only needs to look as far as this blog, and you will read my life's story and find the meaning of life in these modestly typed words. 

So my fellow believers, I will leave you now until I find it necessary to once more grant you my blog. So til you hear otherwise, abide by the commandments at all costs.

P.S. Using the first Commandment as an excuse to get out of work may or not may not work.