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Friday, July 31, 2009

It Can't Be! Uh oh, it is!

Stop the press! Breaking news just in, a scoop so big it will catapult the blog that reports it, straight to the top of the news world! Fortunately, the story revolves around myself, the Sanchez. Now sit back, relax and prepare to have your life look like nothing compared to the great Sanchez's life.

Before the story begins, I would like to refer to a previous blog titled Million Reasons To Be Scared, which is a masterpiece of english literature, outlining the tension and mystery of the audition process for Who Wants To Be A Millionaire - Hot Seat. Although the story does not actually go into detail, or even address at all, the auditioning process, one can assume it was extremely harrowing which separates the men from the women. 

However, the groundbreaking story begins with the Sanchez sitting at home. He had just said goodbye to two very attractive females of which he had just finished a mutually satisfying conversation over a glass of water with. As he sat there pondering his life, he heard a noise. What could it be? Is that a sign that the lord above has chosen the Sanchez for a mission? No, it was just the phone ringing. "Hello" said Sanchez into the phone, "Hello, is this the Sanchez?" the man on the phone replied. 

Who was this mystery man? How did he know Sanchez's number? And why did the chicken cross the road? All these questions were racing through Sanchez's mind as he told the man he was Sanchez. "Well Sanchez, this is Michael from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire - Hot Seat, would you like to be on the show?" 

And it is here, I would like to announce that Who Wants To Be A Millionaire - Hot Seat has achieved a major coup in that the Sanchez will be seen on their show! I repeat, the Sanchez will be on Hot Seat. 

For more information on contacting Sanchez for public speaking events, self help sessions and bedtime stories, please visit his facebook. Stay tuned for more information regarding Sanchez's appearance on the Hot Seat. Until then, keep your nose to the grindstone.

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