Is Sanchez like Samson?

Before I begin, I would like to start with some observational humour. I hope you can relate. Don't you hate it when you're with three women in bed and the ugliest turns to you and says, "Save it for meeee". What a drag! Another time, when I was having an out of body experience, my body took all my credit cards to the Gold Coast and had some sort of fling with a $500-a-night hooker, but do you think I could explain that to my girlfriend? ...NO! Women see what they want to see.

But moving on from my crazy life in which these things happen to me. I got a haircut today, and I know, there have been rumours going around that my chick-pulling powers are due to my beautiful blond locks, just as Samson's powers were because of his hair. But I am here today, blogging to you, to show you that those rumours were not true. My chick-pulling capabilities are as strong as ever, possibly stronger.

And for those doubters, I present the following story titled, "Sanchez at the hairdressers"

As was usual, where ever Sanchez went, he had heads turning. On this particular day, a day in which he had decided to get a haircut and boost juice, but had not yet settled on the flavour of his boost juice, heads were turning just as much. However, as he approached the hairdresser, heads turned with such speed that the sound of necks creeking echoed throughout the shopping centre. Onlookers stood there frozen as Sanchez put down his name and was told he had to wait 35 minutes. No, it wasn't that people couldn't believe someone had told Sanchez he had to wait for something for the first time in his life, it was because this was going to test be the ultimate test of Sanchez's amazing powers.

About an hour later, after receiving a large trim of his hair, and successfully tuning the hairdresser to the point she had to stop cutting to stop her heart beating out of her chest, he walked out of the hairdressers. For the first few steps, it seemed his powers had faded, he had become a mere human. But as he passed an extra fine looking mother, there was a moment, only a split second, where their eyes met. She dropped the child she was carrying, marched up to Sanchez and kissed him. She stood there, not believing what she had just done. It seemed Sanchez's powers had not disappeared, but morphed. When his hair is short, he gives very attractive, slightly older women, extreme physical urges towards him.

The only thing remaining to be seen is what his powers will become once he has shaved his head. This new and frightening chapter of his life remains to be seen...