Sanchez's PSA

There are some things in life that should come with warnings for others. These include, women driving, women voting, women operating heavy machinery and women in places of power. Ok that last one was a joke, that would never happen, but nevertheless, safety warnings in life are paramount. So it is with a heavy heart that I announce that instead of writing a charmingly politically correct blog as per usual, I will today voice my seldom heard, but frequently sought after opinion on a matter of national security threatening the foundations of our great land.

As I sit at my computer, a god among mere men, I am afraid that the world is changing too fast, that the boys of this world are evolving into men too slowly, that as the world moves into unprecedented places, the common man is unable to keep up. Of course, I also sit here with the knowledge that no matter what happens, I will live on. I will live on in the memories of the thousands of women I have conquered in the bedroom, the hundreds of men I have conquered on the sporting field and the hundreds of thousands children I have taken candy from. They will remember me.

However, while I may live on, others will perish and their memories will be forever forgotten. The issue that has brought this too my attention is of the utmost importance. There is a danger in this world that many young men and women and not aware of. This danger creeps up on you, it gets you at your weakest, your most vulnerable. I have written of this danger before, but in different contexts. Previously I praised the danger, now I condemn those who have let this creature out of its cage. The danger I speak of is the double black, with raspberry optional but expected. These highly sought after drinks were once the drinks of kings with mere men unable to afford such luxury items. With this pricing in place, many men and women were kept out of harms way as they drank only their pussy little basics. However, the world is a sick place and hence the price of this drink has been slashed to two thirds its usual price. What was $12 is now $8. A night with six of these, is a $24 saving. What kind of evil person would do such a thing?

As I am accustomed to the delicious red elixir, I have built up an immunity but many of these little boys and girls who have grown up on baby basics, can not handle the double black. Forget terrorism, forget women drivers, forget monkeys flying planes, the most dangerous problem in todays society is cheap double blacks. The alarm bells should be ringing, the warning should be in place. Only the manliest of men can survive the lure of the $8 double blacks.

As you read this, many of you may think that Sanchez has changed. But I do not write this blog for myself though, I write this PSA for you, my favourite reader. I am campaigning to protect you.

Personally, I am quite pleased with the reduction in price.