And then God spoke to me, "Sanchez, you have a gift, you must use it!" I pondered this for a minute, and said "Are you saying that I should show people my ability to fly?" Apparently this wasn't what he/she (although I can tell you for a fact it's a man, I just don't want women to think/know I'm a sexist) wanted to hear ,"No you idiot, Me damn it, your other gift!"
"Ohhhh" I said, "So you think it's time for the world to know I can read everyone single dirty thought they have about me?" Again, I had missed the mark, "Sometimes I'm embarrassed to call you my step-newphew twice removed, I mean your ability to run!"
And then he was gone. I looked at my watch, 7.33pm, oops! My silliness had made him late for his appointment at Bad Girls. I'm going to hear about this one later, I thought to myself. As the images of God and his favourite aquaintance, Deep Daisy, leave my mind, I return my thoughts to his message.
If God wants Sanchez to run again, then by gosh, Sanchez will run again! Let this blog be my mountain and these words be my voice, "Sanchez Alfonso will run once more! Let this be a warning to all the Auto-Bots out there - no sorry that movie is not relevant!" The point is, I will return to the ancient warrior art of running. And to showcase my talents, The Sanchez will be racing in this years Bridge to Brisbane! "No" I hear you say, "He can't do it! He'll never finish!" Well to those out there who question my ability, I say to you, do you question Gods own omnipotent ability? He created the earth in seven days! SEVEN! I think I can handle running 10km...
For those who wish to see history made, lives changed and our existence as we know it rocked to the core, on the 30th of August 2009, it will happen! Sanchez Alfonso will unleash his ability to run in the Bridge to Brisbane, this will be one for the ages ladies and gentleman! Be there, or fear God's wrath and be square!
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