A new realisation..

It has become apparent after only three posts, that this Sanchez does not enjoy an overly exciting life. It could be that I had an off day today, that had limited to no comdedic moments in it, but if it's not an off day, and I do not happen to leave a classic sit-com life full of audience laughter at every step, than I may have to give up on my dream of a cinematic autobiography. I'm not sure what this Sanchez would have to accomplish and/or destroy in life for a movie to be created in my honour, but if I achieve this honour, I would need to have a think about who would be cast as the leading role.

Obviously the supportng cast, as my wife in the movie, would have to go to a modern day stunner such as Jennifer Aniston or possibly a Halle Berry. The lead role, playing the very esteemed role of this Sanchez, would go to Casey Affleck, who bears no resemblence to me at all, but is just a quality actor. A Fight Club era Brad Pitt would finish a close second though, as he has a closer resemblence, especially with the body size and shape. Okay I'm lying about that one...

You may be surprised that I haven't chosen Emma Watson to play my wife, as this blog is based quite a lot on the happennings of Harry Potter, but I would not deem it appropriate that my real life future wife, play my wife in the movie. Ahhh sorry just day dreaming again...

Speaking of dreaming, I'm going to create some real dreams now, and hit the hay. Goodnight or good morning, depending on your location, thanks for reading and stay tuned for more terrible blogging. Until we meet again, stay classy world!

Finding the effort...

Exams, don't they just suck! It's like finally building up the courage to speak to the prettiest girl in your class, for weeks you prepare, go over different situations, try to make sure you are ready for what feels like the hardest thing you will ever have to do, and then in about a tenth of the time you took preparing, it's over! Your either left standing there wondering what went wrong and trying to find the deepest hole you can to hide yourself in, or you're leaving the room dancing inside and itching to celebrate. The only thing that makes these exams, both educationally and the female examination of your manhood, bearable is the knowledge that when your last exam is over, whether you've passed or failed miserably, a few too many drops of vodka will ensure you don't remember much of the day!

This Sanchez finds it very difficult to commit himself to some decent study these days. With the distractions of facebook, MSN, this blog and TV, I can easily spend what should have been a full night of study, doing absolutely nothing constructive. Don't the wizards/witches of Harry Potter have it grand; no TV or computers at Hogwarts to encourage procrastination. Many of the characters in the books have been quoted claiming up to 10 hours of study in a day! A day! I'm lucky to get that in a week, or two.

The new trailer for Harry Potter and the Order of Pheonix has been out for a while now so if you haven't seen it, chop to it. The movie looks set to be darker than the previous five, with reports suggesting the rest of the movies will continue this dark trend. Good news all round in this Sanchez' opinion.

Until next time, Keep on truckin!

Second Attempt: Faster, Better, Stronger

After the failure of my first blog, and the forecast that many more blogs will be rendered failures by the high standards of readers and low standards of this Sanchez, I have decided to re-direct my thought process. As the wordsmith I am, I feel obliged to begin with an introductory lesson to all readers out there who are wondering, what does this schmuck know about life, death and things much more trivial?

Well this schmuck can confess to not knowing a great deal of indepth and detailed idealogies of life and death, but if the readers would permit, I would like to be so bold as to claim that I, and I alone (possibly a lie - there hasn't been a study done...yet), have the most immense knowledge of useless, however interesting and inspiring facts and stories. The large majority of these stories and facts are corrolated from Harry Potter. As you may have been able to deduct from the aforementioned failed post, I am a Harry Potter fan.

For an inkling of what is to come in the future days, weeks and possibly months, depending on the success of this, this blog will likely feature small snippets of real life stories which I deem life enrichening and hilarious, mixed in with Harry Potter updates and stories. I hope there is someone out there who shares my sense of humour, no doubt I will find out soon enough, but for now: Keep on keeping on!

Sanchez Reporting: This Sanchez wants to see the next Harry Potter movie, now!

By my count, there is only 80 days left until the next Harry Potter movie is seen in theatres around the world. This movie will no doubt be a cinematic work of art, a piece of genius to rival any genius, and/or just plain amazing. The initial delay in the release date did leave a poor taste in my mouth, but the subsequent release of Twilight went down well with this Sanchez. Anyone think Kristen Stewart and Emma Watson look slightly similar? No one? I'm the only one? Doesn't surprise me.

But speaking of celebrity look-a-likes, High School Musical's heartthrob Zac Efron and 30 Seconds to Mars' Jared Leto...Google it and then spread the word that you heard it here first! And if you heard it somewhere else first, lie.

Whilst on the topic of Mars and other planets (really working these segways today), have you all been reading up on this new Earth-like planet scientists have discovered. It's pretty fascinating and if Earth slipped further into it's own mess which we have come to call Global Warming, we can escape to this smaller panet. If only it weren't billions of light years away and would take an eternity to reach...

This Sanchez doesn't think he will see it in his lifetime, but what we most definitely see in his lifetime is Harry Potter and the Order Of Pheonix. Good day to all, and happy blogging!